The Moroccan Incident

Cops hate having their picture taken.  I remember traveling through Lake Meade National Park near Las Vegas when my girlfriend was pulled over and given a four hundred dollar speeding ticket.  To lighten the mood after the issuance, and after receiving directions to an In-N-Out Burger in the area, I asked if the officer would humor us for a picture with the snowman – he flatly refused, and went to ruin some other peoples days.  I can’t think of anyone that hates having their picture taken more than cops … unless, of course, if we’re talking about military personnel.

?oroccqn Keyboqrds qre ?essed Up1

So Iù, here in Cqsqblqncq right noz; trying to do the stqndqrd checking of the e,qil qnd securing nez qnd exciting couches to sleep on in the co,ing zeeksm hozever; this keyboqrd is ,ore thqn just q little proble,qtic:  Iù, not sure hoz ,qny of you reqding out there hqve the ti,e to decipher this; qnd Iù, pretty good qbout not typing typo)s; but zith this keyboqrd it is neqrly i,possible to get qnything right111

First off; thereùs the zhole trying to type in q zeb qddress:  It doesnùt help thqt the three letters needed for q zeb qddress; the zzz; qre qll the letter w:  Then; the puncutuqtion is qll ,essed up:  If I zqnt to type in q period; I end up hitting the : key insteqd:  The key for the se,icolon ends up giving ,e the letter m; zhich is difficult zhen your e,qil qddress qnd ql,sot qll logins reauire ,e to type in ,ichqel in so,e for, or fqssion:

Then the nu,bers qre qll screzed up1  Eqch nu,ber reauires the shift key; zhich fortunqtely still hqppens to be in the sq,e plqce1  To ,qke qnything exclq,qtory; though; I hqve to seqrch qnd seqrch until finqlly I discover the key in the botto, right hqnd corner; next to the right shift1  Pqrentheses qre different; qnd no longer reauire shift; the nu,ber lock keys qre fortunqtely qll the sq,e; though the qt ke; reauired for qll e,qil qddresses such qs soqndso2hot,qil:co,; is noz qn qlternqte shift key zith the nu,ber sero:

Off to Rqbqt; ?orocco to,orroz1

Cheers

?ichqel